GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared
So everytime I type something wrong or use the wrong word or the wrong tempus or grammar etc. I always get paranoid that someone who has english as their native language, will read what I wrote and spot all the mistakes I made and think, “Is she stupid or something?” or “Daamn, her english is horrible, I am never going to speak to her”.
"I killed Prim," Gale said with an evil sneer. "And I properly meant to as well," he added, laughing maniacally.
- Mockingjay (the version that most people apparently read)
"Enough! Let’s get something straight right now! You are not my kids, okay? You are not my wife, and we are not a family, alright? This is a job! We are not the Brady Bunch. I’m Marky Mark and y’all are the Funky Bunch! So cut the shit! Otherwise, I will turn this RV around immediately and we will drive straight home. No drugs for everyone!"
Deep in the meadow, under the willow
A bed of grass, a soft green pillow
Lay down your head, and close your sleepy eyes
And when again they open, the sun will rise.